v's virtual vacuum
Sunday, May. 08, 2005
omg - we should be locked up. and not together.
vanoonoo: I also went to the police station to find out what the legal situation is with claires friends riding their motorbikes into the courtyardbecky: LOL...yay you! what is the situatoin?
vanoonoo: and although there is little that can be done about them doing that - it looks like there might also be little that can be done about me putting some barricades up so that only pedestrians can have access
becky: hehehe
becky: i think motorcycles are so ick
vanoonoo: I think everything that claire has anything to do with is ick
vanoonoo: I am going to dump the chest of drawers outside her door net week and also the duvet cover she was having sex on
vanoonoo: I have almost cleared the flat of everything "claire"
beckyj: lol
becky: that's so funny
vanoonoo: then I am going to make you buy a spray can of paint so I dont get caught on cctv and spray paint obscenities in her parking space
vanoonoo: like
vanoonoo: sluts only
vanoonoo: slag parking
vanoonoo: pox filled space
vanoonoo: sluts space
vanoonoo: pox parking
becky: LOL
becky: i like the pox parking best
becky: cna i wear a mask?
vanoonoo: of course
becky: and run away afterwards?
vanoonoo: yeah- fast
vanoonoo: and I shall skip and cackle
vanoonoo: and dress like a small child
vanoonoo: and maybe wipe a diaper across her windscreen
becky: LMAO
vanoonoo: and I shall thrice shout
becky: we could throw meat in teh space too...
becky: THRICE SHOUT...LMFAO
vanoonoo: skurtle skurtle snaggletooth!
becky: LOL
becky: not once or twice but thrice!
vanoonoo: we could hire some midgets
vanoonoo: and make them dance outside her door
becky: with red noses on their cocks and throw STD pamphlets are her
becky: and set her hedges alight
vanoonoo: LMAO
vanoonoo: i have some red noses in the flat!
vanoonoo: and all the while chanting - TEQUILA! makes me SLAGGY
becky: and we can paint a load of weiners with red spots and line then up in an arc around her door
becky: LOL
vanoonoo: TEQUILA!
becky: or EVERYTHING makes me slaggy
vanoonoo: and make vibrators into door knockers and have then rattlingher letterbox all night
becky: or just...'you ae a slag'
becky: LOL
becky: i like that one
vanoonoo: green pus coated ones
becky: yes....and we can hire albino children to play the tambourine
vanoonoo: YEAH!
vanoonoo: and stab their eyes with forks to make them bleed
vanoonoo: oh wait
vanoonoo: thats cruel
becky: LMAO
becky: that's TERRIBLE!
becky: but fucking hilarious
vanoonoo: *sigh*
vanoonoo: we could write a great horror movie you know?!
becky: i will blind a skunt nad push it half-way through her letterbox
vanoonoo: a WHAT?
becky: skunk
becky: LMAO
becky: skunt...a smelly cunt
becky: i just made that up
vanoonoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vanoonoo: prawn cracker cunt