v's virtual vacuum
Friday, Jun. 29, 2007
Just plain dumb
The more [X]�s the dumber you are.18 or lower means you�re not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] you have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.(more like i just never noticed...)
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don�t get it.
[ ] Your hair is/was blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[ ] You�ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says �fart� you laugh.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your �inside voice�.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You�ve looked all over for something and realized it was on your hand or in your pocket
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don�t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you�re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you�re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (if i cant sleep lol)
[x] The word �umm� is used many times a day.